Cat Blog: Week 7
Sunday, October 11, 2009 No Comments
I could kill you…but I choose NOT to.
Cat Blog: Week 3
Monday, September 21, 2009 No Comments
Spent evening chasing long furry thing. Been catching it in the corner of my eye for weeks and tonight’s the night…that thing is going DOWN! Dang…that thing is quick.
Mr. Tall has been working his finances. Informed him to invest in tuna. Yummy!
Diary of a Cat: An Excerpt
Friday, December 5, 2008 No Comments
Day 983 of my captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up [...]
Diary of a Dog: An Excerpt
Friday, December 5, 2008 No Comments
Dear Diary,
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favorite [...]
